Mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at Grandma Josie
I kicked and screamed, said please don't go
Grandma take me home (8X)
Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatos and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meat's too good
Grandma take me home (8X)
She said, well, don't you start your crying
Go outside and ride your bike
That's what I did, I killed my toe
Grandma take me home (8X)
After dinner, I had ice cream
I fell asleep and watched TV
I woke up in my mother's arms
Grandma take me home (19X)
I wanna be alone